[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 80 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:44Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:43Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:42Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:41Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:40Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:39Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:38Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:37Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:33Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:32Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:30Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:29Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:26Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:24Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:23Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:20Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:17Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:13Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:07Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:01Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:59Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:57Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:53Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:52Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:51Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:50Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:49Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:48Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:47Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:44Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:41Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:39Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:36Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:35Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:33Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:32Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:30Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:25Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:23Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:22Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:20Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:18Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:17Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:16Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:15Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:14Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:11Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:10Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:09Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:08Caption #453

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post