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Most Emailed Photos - 04/15/2004 by guyPaulo
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My plan to hijack MEP for the weekend began to unravel.

First, the trained attack hamster (Weapon Q) got distracted by a plate of tuna salad and failed to carry out its mission of finding Mort and "terminating his MEP command with extreme prejudice."

Sensing a failed revort, Mort quickly summoned a dense cloud to cover his mountain stronghold. "You monkie-bastards will NOT take away my weekend freetime! My hedgehog DEMANDS attention" the MEP wizard screamed from his castle parapit.

In protest of the weekend situation, I decided to get a sex change and start shooting up heroin with some black dudes.

That'll teach Mort a leason!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> 
<Kumiho> hmm. revort... wonder what that is....

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