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Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2003 by Mort
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So there I was at the Oscars looking really hot, cameras were snapping me up big time.

When suddenly Joan Rivers came at me, with skin so stretched it was translucent and mouth drooling.
"SKIN..MUST HAVE NUBILE SKIN", she droned.

Imagine my shock when five bodyguards finally took her down.
The look of embarrassment on Melissa River's face was classic.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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