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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by 3Suns
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My last relationship was a disaster of cosmic proportions. It seems like dating is just too much for me to handle.

I don't think I'll ever love again. I guess I've kinda tried to compensate with large automobiles and such.

Every time I see a pretty woman, all I can think of is the baggage I have from that last breakup.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Whoa, good one, 3Suns.
<mypalmike> You beat me to the baggae joke. :( Nice.
<3Suns> Baggae? Is that like Reggae?
<mypalmike> Jah mon!

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