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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2003 by psychaotic
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We don't see the worst effects of the abuse of the planet by the growing corporatocracy until we look in faraway deserts where corporations have hidden staggering amounts of toxic wastes. In some areas the soil is so corrosive it virtually melts the lower halves of Siamese twins away to nothing.

The toxic wastes have had the effect of inducing thousands of lifeforms to instantly go into a sexual overdrive: a raging mega-oestrus in which even cross-species mating frequently occurs.

And this geyser in a nearby oasis has become so loaded with mutagenic toxins that a large hog, drinking from it, began to morph into a hairless, vaguely canine beast.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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