[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 459 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:32Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:31Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:28Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:26Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:24Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:23Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:22Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:21Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:19Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:17Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:16Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:14Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:11Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:09Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:07Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:05Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:03Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:01Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:59Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:57Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:56Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:55Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:54Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:53Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:51Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:50Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:47Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:43Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:42Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:40Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:39Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:37Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:36Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:35Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:33Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:29Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:28Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:27Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:26Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:25Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:24Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:23Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:22Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:19Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:13Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:11Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:09Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:07Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:03Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:58Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:50Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:47Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:46Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:43Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:36Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:35Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:34Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:30Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:27Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:25Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:23Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:22Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:19Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:18Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:15Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:13Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:09Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:05Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:04Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:00Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:54Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:51Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:47Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:46Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:45Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:44Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:43Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:42Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:41Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:38Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:36Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:35Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:33Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:32Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:31Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:28Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:27Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:26Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:24Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:22Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:21Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:20Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:18Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:16Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:11Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:10Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:09Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:07Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:06Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:02Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:00Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:59Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:56Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:54Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:53Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:52Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:51Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:50Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:49Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:45Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:43Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:42Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:40Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:36Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:35Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:34Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:33Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:32Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:31Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:29Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:25Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:24Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:23Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:21Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:19Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:18Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:17Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:16Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:14Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:12Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:11Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:09Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:07Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:05Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:04Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:03Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:01Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:00Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:58Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:55Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:54Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:53Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:52Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:51Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:50Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:49Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:46Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:45Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:43Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:42Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:41Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:40Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:36Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:35Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:33Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:31Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:30Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:29Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:26Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:25Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:24Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:22Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:20Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:19Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:18Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:16Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:14Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:13Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:12Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:11Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:09Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:08Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:07Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:06Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:04Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:02Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:01Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:59Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:57Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:55Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:54Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:53Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:48Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:45Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:44Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:42Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:41Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:40Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:39Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:35Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:34Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:33Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:32Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:29Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:27Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:26Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:25Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:23Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:21Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:19Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:17Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:15Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:14Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:09Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:07Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:05Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:04Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:03Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:00Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:59Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:55Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:54Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:52Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:51Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:50Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:49Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:48Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:46Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:44Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:43Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:42Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:39Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:38Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:36Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:35Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:34Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:33Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:30Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:29Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:28Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:25Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:23Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:20Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:19Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:18Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:17Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:16Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:15Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:11Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:09Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:08Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:07Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:06Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:04Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:03Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:01Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:57Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:56Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:55Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:54Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:53Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:52Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:51Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:50Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:48Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:47Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:46Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:45Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:44Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:43Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:41Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:39Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:37Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:36Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:35Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:34Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:33Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:31Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:30Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:29Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:28Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:27Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:26Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:25Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:23Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:20Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:19Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:17Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:16Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:15Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:14Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:10Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:09Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:05Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:04Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:01Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:59Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:58Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:57Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:54Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:51Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:50Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:47Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:46Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:44Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:42Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:41Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:40Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:39Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:38Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:37Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:35Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:33Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:32Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:31Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:30Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:29Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:28Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:27Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:24Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:23Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:22Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:19Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:18Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:16Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:15Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:14Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:12Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:11Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:10Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:04Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:03Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:01Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:59Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:58Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:56Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:55Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:54Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:53Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:52Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:51Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:49Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:47Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:44Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:43Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:42Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:40Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:39Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:37Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:35Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:32Caption #542

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post