Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I, Captain Doushbaghe, pilot my glowing-white scissor-shaped spacecraft through the galaxy, seeking out new forms of life, and invariably getting my freak nasty on with these aliens.

Mission Xj7: "Planet of the Nipple Biting Chest Monkies"

I encountered a race of blond bisexuals on Kismit 9, and proceeded to attempt a little inter-species groping. Things were going well, ....too well.

Imagine my surprise when her space-bra came off only to reveal this pair of odd shaped teats!

Of course, I still scored a piece of ass, but it sucked cause the monkie-boobs kept bitting my nipples and flinging what could only be described as "nipple-poo" at my wang and balls.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 393 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:09 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:08 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:07 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:06 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:05 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:04 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:03 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:02 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:01 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:14:00 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:59 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:58 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:57 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:56 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:55 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:54 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:53 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:52 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:51 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:50 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:49 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:48 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:47 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:46 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:44 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:43 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:41 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:39 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:37 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:36 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:35 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:34 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:32 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:29 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:24 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:23 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:22 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:21 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:20 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:19 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:18 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:17 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:16 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:15 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:12 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:11 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:08 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:06 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:04 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:13:00 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:59 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:58 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:56 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:52 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:48 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:44 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:41 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:39 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:36 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:32 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:31 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:28 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:27 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:26 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:22 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:20 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:19 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:17 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:12 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:08 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:06 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:05 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:12:00 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:56 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:55 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:54 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:53 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:52 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:51 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:50 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:49 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:48 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:47 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:44 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:41 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:40 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:36 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:35 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:34 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:33 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:32 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:31 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:30 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:29 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:28 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:27 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:26 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:25 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:24 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:23 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:22 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:21 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:21 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:19 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:18 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:17 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:16 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:15 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:14 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:12 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:11 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:10 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:09 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:08 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:07 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:06 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:05 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:04 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:03 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:00 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:56 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:55 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:50 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:49 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:48 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:47 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:45 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:44 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:43 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:42 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:41 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:40 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:39 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:38 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:37 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:36 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:35 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:34 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:32 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:29 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:28 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:26 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:24 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:21 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:19 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:18 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:16 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:14 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:13 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:12 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:11 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:10 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:09 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:08 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:07 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:06 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:05 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:00 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:59 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:56 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:54 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:53 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:49 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:48 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:45 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:44 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:43 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:42 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:41 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:40 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:38 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:37 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:36 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:34 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:28 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:26 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:22 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:21 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:19 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:17 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:13 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:11 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:08 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:06 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:05 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:03 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:02 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:01 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:00 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:59 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:58 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:57 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:56 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:54 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:51 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:50 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:48 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:45 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:44 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:43 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:42 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:37 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:36 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:32 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:31 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:29 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:28 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:26 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:25 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:24 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:21 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:19 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:16 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:13 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:11 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:10 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:09 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:08 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:05 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:04 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:02 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:01 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:00 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:57 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:54 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:53 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:51 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:50 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:49 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:45 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:40 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:36 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:32 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:31 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:28 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:26 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:25 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:23 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:20 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:17 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:15 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:14 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:13 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:12 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:11 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:09 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:08 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:07 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:05 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:04 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:02 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:01 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:00 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:58 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:57 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:55 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:52 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:51 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:48 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:47 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:45 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:44 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:40 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:38 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:37 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:33 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:32 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:31 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:30 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:29 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:27 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:26 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:25 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:24 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:23 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:22 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:21 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:20 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:16 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:15 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:14 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:12 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:10 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:07 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:05 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:02 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:01 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:00 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:59 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:58 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:56 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:55 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:52 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:51 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:50 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:45 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:43 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:42 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:41 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:40 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:39 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:38 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:36 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:35 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:33 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:30 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:29 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:28 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:27 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:25 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:24 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:23 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:21 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:20 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:19 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:18 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:17 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:15 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:13 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:12 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:09 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:06 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:05 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:04 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:02 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:01 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:00 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:58 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:57 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:56 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:55 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:54 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:53 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:52 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:51 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:50 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:49 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:48 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:47 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:46 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:45 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:44 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:43 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:42 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:41 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:40 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:39 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:38 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:37 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:36 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:35 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:34 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:33 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:32 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:31 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:29 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:28 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:27 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:26 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:25 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:24 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:23 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:22 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:21 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:20 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:19 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:18 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:17 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:16 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:15 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:14 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:13 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:11 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:10 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:09 Caption #635

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I was rather proud of this one.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post