[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 286 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:54Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:53Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:48Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:47Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:46Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:43Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:37Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:35Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:32Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:22Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:20Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:19Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:17Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:16Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:10Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:08Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:03Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:01Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:57Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:56Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:54Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:50Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:43Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:42Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:35Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:33Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:31Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:25Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:24Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:21Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:19Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:10Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:09Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:00Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:59Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:51Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:50Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:42Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:41Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:34Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:30Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:18Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:15Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:12Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:09Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:07Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:05Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:04Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:57Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:49Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:46Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:45Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:37Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:23Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:22Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:21Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:20Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:15Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:10Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:09Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:05Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:59Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:58Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:56Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:55Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:54Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:50Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:49Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:46Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:39Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:38Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:37Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:36Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:35Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:15Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:11Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:10Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:07Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:06Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:53Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:33Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:24Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:19Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:15Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:13Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:12Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:10Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:09Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:08Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:05Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:03Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:01Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:00Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:56Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:46Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:39Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:34Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:29Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:26Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:21Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:19Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:07Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:06Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:05Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:03Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:59Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:58Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:53Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:49Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:39Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:37Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:33Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:32Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:27Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:18Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:13Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:08Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:00Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:59Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:55Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:53Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:49Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:46Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:42Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:41Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:40Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:36Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:31Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:15Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:14Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:11Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:09Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:08Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:06Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:05Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:04Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:03Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:02Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:55Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:48Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:37Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:30Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:26Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:25Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:24Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:17Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:16Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:13Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:12Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:11Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:10Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:09Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:01Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:00Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:59Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:58Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:57Caption #732

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post