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Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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I told my wife she had a very strong fishy smell...you know...down there.

She, of course, was offended but asked my mom to check it out for her just in case.

My mom said I was just being a big baby and I should eat what I've got.

Why do I let these women rule my life?

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