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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Allen
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My girlfriend and I wandered separately at the sex shop, and she came upon this gigantic vibrator.

She rushed to find me immediately and began to describe it.

I instantly thought about how freaky we could get with it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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