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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Well, the christians came to my door this weekend and converted me. I can't post nasty captions anymore.

I tried to come up with something clean and wholesome so I choose the caption:

"Kissing My Monkey!"

Of course, once you have gone clean you can't go back, so I threw out:

"Holding my little dog."

But I had a hard time coming up with a clean caption for this picture, ultimately it came to me:

"Pounding the banana like an angry ape."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> You do realize none of us will play with you anymore, Elvis. But that's okay, you can still play with yourself.
<Lauren> Darn, that was supposed to have the picture of a monkie with his palm wrapped around a long thin object...
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> ::giggles::
<mypalmike> ROFL! Nice!
<ElvisThePelvis> I actually told them I was a satanist and converted them...

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