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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Well, the christians came to my door this weekend and converted me. I can't post nasty captions anymore.

I tried to come up with something clean and wholesome so I choose the caption:

"Kissing My Monkey!"

Of course, once you have gone clean you can't go back, so I threw out:

"Holding my little dog."

But I had a hard time coming up with a clean caption for this picture, ultimately it came to me:

"Pounding the banana like an angry ape."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> You do realize none of us will play with you anymore, Elvis. But that's okay, you can still play with yourself.
<Lauren> Darn, that was supposed to have the picture of a monkie with his palm wrapped around a long thin object...
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> ::giggles::
<mypalmike> ROFL! Nice!
<ElvisThePelvis> I actually told them I was a satanist and converted them...

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