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Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Zebra Girl
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He woke somewhat confused and very grouchy.

The idiot bipods that had sent him and other gentetically altered colonists to colonize Uranus had made one vital mistake.

They taken away the one pacifying control. Entraged at the rampant abuse of their homeworld the Neo-Ranians, lead by their King Iorek Byrnison VII bombed the Earth into a second astroid belt.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Zebra Girl> Hmmm.... another not all that inspiring set of pix. I think I'll go back to baking cookies.
<3Suns> Ooh, what kind? Save some for me!
<Carol> Are cookies the pacifying control?
<Zebra Girl> um... sure, why not. Sugar cookies anyone? macroons? choco-chips?
<3Suns> MACAROOOOOONS!
<Mort> If I owned a moon I would name it MACAROOOOOOOOON.
<Roger Mexico> Well, I liked Stormi better, but since you got so turned on by my "Zebra Girl," you're welcome to her. Jeesh - I shoulda copyrighted it!
<Zebra Girl> ::hands out Macarooooooons to everyone who wants one::

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