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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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I felt a intense pressure hitting the back of my head, and after that, blackness. I didn't even know what hit me.

My next sensation was one of pure elation. I was flying through the air, towards a magnificent, luminous structure of enormous proportions.

A series of archangels whisked me through the halls of the palace and eventually into the throne room. Before I could speak or protest, I was facing the Godfather Himself. When I collapsed before him, a cape was immediately thrown over my shoulders. "Get up ---Get on up," he said.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> That would make a great obituary.

Ajiav died today of head trauma, after being hit by exploding whale guts while riding his moped.

<infosponge> nice linkage
<MLimburg> Yeah, this one floats my boat :)

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