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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by 3Suns
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Hey honey, what do you want for dinner? Seafood?

Sweetie, you know I'm allergic...

Do you know how to prepare poultry?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> 
<Lauren> Good tying together of the pics, just not very funny.
<3Suns> See this is just like my previous caption, except not sexual. Or funny.
<apple juice is a verb> Captioning is a subjective art. Humor is non-essential.
<yoyology> Look to your left. "create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence."
Humor is a goal.
<apple juice is a verb> Humor and amusement are not synonymous. Mort's rules are best interpreted as suggestions, like the speed limit. Breaking format ---overthrowing the old order--- should be a goal of every proud American.
<Mort> I ain't no darn tootin' proud American, but please feel free to break all the rules.
I would let a great piece of dark prose win, if by chance any of you were talented enough to write one.
<3Suns> My caption has become a forum for discussing whether captions should be funny or not. I am so ashamed.
<apple juice is a verb> 3Suns, Your last comment combined with the monkey hiding his face has made me laugh harder than anything else today.
<Roger Mexico> This has the deep, trenchant hilarity of a family hour sitcom. Thank you so much.

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