[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 208 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:31Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:30Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:18Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:16Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:11Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:06Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:58Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:57Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:44Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:43Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:42Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:31Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:30Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:28Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:12Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:07Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:05Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:01Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:00Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:58Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:57Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:54Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:51Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:45Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:44Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:43Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:42Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:39Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:38Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:37Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:30Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:28Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:26Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:09Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:04Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:48Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:38Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:37Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:31Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:25Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:17Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:16Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:11Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:07Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:06Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:04Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:52Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:50Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:42Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:19Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:09Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:04Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:01Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:00Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:59Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:44Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:38Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:36Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:26Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:19Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:18Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:13Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:07Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:05Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:03Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:52Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:50Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:48Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:46Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:31Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:27Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:26Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:21Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:19Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:18Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:15Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:14Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:05Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:56Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:48Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:47Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:44Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:43Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:42Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:37Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:28Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:27Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:17Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:14Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:13Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:10Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:09Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:08Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:00Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:53Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:39Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:37Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:32Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:28Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:18Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:17Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:16Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:11Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:10Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:07Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:05Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:02Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:00Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:58Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:43Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:42Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:41Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:40Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:39Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:37Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:32Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:26Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:25Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:18Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:16Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:13Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:11Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:08Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:56Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:55Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:54Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:51Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:45Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:38Caption #669

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post