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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I stiched my ass together with strong twine. I was finally going to conquer my ED...but then I really started to back up. ED was leaking out of every part of my body.

When the ED finally burst through my abdominal cavity and rapidly exited my bellybutton, it was immediately identified as a category 5 shitstorm.

And the only turd that escaped unliquified, landed in Washington.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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