[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I stiched my ass together with strong twine. I was finally going to conquer my ED...but then I really started to back up. ED was leaking out of every part of my body.

When the ED finally burst through my abdominal cavity and rapidly exited my bellybutton, it was immediately identified as a category 5 shitstorm.

And the only turd that escaped unliquified, landed in Washington.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 36 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:26Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:25Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:21Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:19Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:17Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:16Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:15Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:14Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:12Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:08Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:04Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:03Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:01Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker22:15:00Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:59Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:58Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:57Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:55Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:55Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:53Caption #-95
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:49Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:44Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:41Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:40Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:39Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:38Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:36Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:33Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:31Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:30Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker22:14:26Caption #718

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post