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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004

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In my fantasy soccer league all of the golies are hot chicks just aching for a change to catch my balls.

On the sidelines stand my posse of cheerleaders, titilated at my every move on the field.

And my fans are raving lunatics, screaming at the refs for any slight perceived or real.

Oh yeah, and I have this huge penis and I drive a ferrari and I can eat anything I want because I am so hot and all of my family adores me and that thing at band camp never happened and my parents never sent me to fat camp twice in one summer...

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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