Howard's marriage to the amphibian of his dreams didn't turn out as planned. When Reverend Freaknasty said "You may now kiss the frog," the creature turned into a handsome prince! |
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Linda, Howard's ex-girlfriend, was heartbroken. She'd always feared she'd turn someone gay, but never dreamed it would be like this. |
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"Well," she thought, looking at her dog Salvo, "It can't be just frogs, can it?" |
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