[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 180 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:06Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:03Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:53Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:52Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:51Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:49Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:47Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:46Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:44Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:43Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:39Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:34Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:29Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:28Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:27Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:26Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:25Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:21Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:20Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:19Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:18Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:15Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:14Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:11Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:09Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:08Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:04Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:03Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:01Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:59Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:58Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:57Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:56Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:55Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:51Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:50Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:49Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:47Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:43Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:42Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:41Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:38Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:36Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:33Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:32Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:30Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:29Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:28Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:26Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:24Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:21Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:20Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:19Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:16Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:11Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:06Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:04Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:03Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:02Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:59Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:55Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:54Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:53Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:52Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:49Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:42Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:40Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:34Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:33Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:31Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:30Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:29Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:28Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:26Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:24Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:20Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:19Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:18Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:15Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:14Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:12Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:10Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:09Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:08Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:07Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:06Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:02Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:00Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:57Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:56Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:54Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:53Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:51Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:50Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:47Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:46Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:44Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:39Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:34Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:30Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:29Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:28Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:27Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:23Caption #76

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post