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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Kumiho
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When I woke up following the explosion, I knew something was wrong.

My visit to MEPtopia's premire surgeon revealed my worst fear - a S.U.N.F.L.O.W.E.R. tracking device.

With a heavy heart I detailed all of this in my report to Cheif Mort, along with my resignation letter. After all, a compromised agent is as useful as a one boobed super model.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Don't go away just because your cover is blown, Kumi. We can use you back at HQ. I happen to know that many of the monkies like to be around people who have been blown. It gives them something to aspire to...
<Kumiho> Uhh... thanks? I'm not sure I'd have used that terminology tho'... ;)

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