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Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by David Byrden
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I wake with a fierce hangover, and my dogs licking my face through my matted hair. Can't remember a thing about last night.

But it must have been a good party. I slept naked using the curtain as a sheet. I was so sweaty, the pattern came off.

I stagger into the kitchen and it's full of bikers. Sweet Jesus where's the coffee, why are they applauding me, and what does "glazed like a donut" mean?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmmm...donuts.
<3Suns> ElvisTheVagina, you are so busted!
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<Kumiho> LOL

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