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Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004

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Mort sat solemly on his throne, contemplating his next web venture. His manly jaw clenched in concentration, and his musclular thighs stiffened as the thoughts surged through his noble brow.

"Hhhmmmmmm.......cicadasex.com? Maybe....cicadas_on_blondes.net?"

Ideas raced through his head. His next venture just HAD to make more money than MEP had. It was the only way to pay back those black-market weasel salesmen.

"It's just GOT to work," he thought. "I WON'T go back jail. Not after that last time..."

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> I don't understand why he's always broke. I send Mort $1,000 each month just to let me post captions. How much do you send him, guy?
<guyPaulo> Let's just say that I pay Mort in "other ways," and leave it at that, shall we?
<Mort> Yes guy, please leave it at that.

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