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Most Emailed Photos - 08/16/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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If anal sex is the new black, is putting your finger in your teamates asshole the new high five?

How will the worlds religions react when they cannot even find their asshole?

And anal sex becomes the new method for sexual expression, doesn't that give women the equality with men the truly desire?

Or are we just fucked?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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