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Most Emailed Photos - 07/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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I never have good luck with pets. Willie, my pet hog, had been my companion for 12 years but when the Adkins craze hit, I had to sell him. I mean, sure I had loved him as a brother for over a decade, but bacon hit $3.20 a pound!

Jub-Jub my monkey didn't fare any better. After a few years in a cage, I realized that monkies have practically the same sex organs as people. I immediately put some frily panties on Jub-Jub and sent her out to walk the streets.

The PETA people were not too happy with my "monkey-pimping" and took poor Jub-Jub away.

Humpfree the whale was a pretty cool pet, but he died pretty quickly in my apartment. Apparently, shoving food directly into his blowhole wasn't the correct was to feed a whale. Also, whales can't eat barbaque ribs. Who knew?
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<ElvisThePelvis> Evil Animal Killer...I love you man!!!
<Luminaire> I knew a girl in high school who ate her pet pig for real.
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