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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by obtuse
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Mister Paulo...
We are impervious to your attacks.
It is...inevitable...

Now how do you expect to defeat us...if you are unable to poop?

OMGWTF!?

It's Stormi! She...she...
SHE IS TEH ONE!!!!11one

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> Save me Stormi! My poop attack doesn't work on the agents!
<Kumiho> hmm... I did mention that I was freelance, right?
<Mark> oh .. very nice

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