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Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Luminaire
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Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change! I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> Kind of a cop-out; I'll think of something good later.
<yoyology> You can tell I don't have cable. I had to Google the phrase "I know I've been a dirty little bastard" to discover that this was a South Park reference.

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