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Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by Luminaire
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Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change! I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'cause I can change!!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> Kind of a cop-out; I'll think of something good later.
<yoyology> You can tell I don't have cable. I had to Google the phrase "I know I've been a dirty little bastard" to discover that this was a South Park reference.

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