[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 219 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:49Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:48Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:47Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:42Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:37Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:31Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:27Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:23Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:20Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:19Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:18Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:15Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:13Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:10Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:09Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:07Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:01Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:00Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:58Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:57Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:56Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:54Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:52Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:50Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:48Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:47Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:46Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:32Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:31Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:30Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:27Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:26Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:25Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:24Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:23Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:22Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:21Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:18Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:17Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:15Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:10Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:09Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:05Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:04Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:03Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:01Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:00Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:59Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:58Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:51Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:47Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:45Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:42Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:38Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:37Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:35Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:28Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:27Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:26Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:25Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:24Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:22Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:21Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:18Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:16Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:15Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:09Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:07Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:02Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:01Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:59Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:54Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:38Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:37Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:35Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:33Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:29Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:26Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:25Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:23Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:22Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:20Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:19Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:18Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:15Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:14Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:11Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:07Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:06Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:05Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:02Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:01Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:00Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:54Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:53Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:52Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:51Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:47Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:43Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:42Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:41Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:40Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:39Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:36Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:35Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:34Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:33Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:32Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:29Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:27Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:25Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:24Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:20Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:19Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:18Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:16Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:09Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:06Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:01Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:54Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:52Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:48Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #270

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post