I hate the having to deal with the stalkers that just won't leave me alone.
HEY LADIES! I WROTE A POEM ON MY CHEST COMPARING YOUR BODIES TO PLANETARY BODIES SUCH AS THE SUN AND THE MOON!
NOT INTERESTED!
Quick, Vanessa, wrap your pussy around my face... Just for a few minutes until this creep leaves.
SEE? LESBIANS! NOTHING FOR YOU HERE!
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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