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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I often thought of myself as a lone wolf. Silent, reclusive, dangerous and powerful.

In reality, I was as ugly and foolish as a toad tilting at windmills...no wait I was uglier and more stupid...I was as ugly as two toads, humping, playing frogger on the biggest highway evar!!!!

So I did what any man would do. I went in for penis enlargement surgery. I even had it filmed since I was removing my gutimus maximus and using the fat to extend my smallicus penimus.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I like the hesitation in the middle caption.
<Kumiho> 
<Hysterical Woman> The Ron Jeremy Story
<superwoman biatch> 
<mypalmike> Poor Ron Jeremy...

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