The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 36 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:37	Caption #10
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:36	Caption #1
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:35	Caption #71
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:34	Caption #18
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:33	Caption #21
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:32	Caption #135
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:31	Caption #863
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:30	Caption #11
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:28	Caption #800
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:26	Caption #316
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:25	Caption #755
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:22	Caption #661
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:19	Caption #938
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:18	Caption #444
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:17	Caption #3
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:16	Caption #5
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:15	Caption #7
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:14	Caption #75
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:13	Caption #656
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:12	Caption #5
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:11	Caption #770
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:10	Caption #514
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:09	Caption #79
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:06	Caption #735
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:04	Caption #417
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:08:03	Caption #531
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:58	Caption #923
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:57	Caption #0
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:56	Caption #366
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:55	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:54	Caption #207
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:53	Caption #7
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:52	Caption #8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:51	Caption #320
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:49	Caption #714
Mr. Noname	Lurker	05:07:48	Caption #449