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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004

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Things were going good for me after I invented the rocket-powered moped. But tragically, I slammed into an old woman with a bellyful of prunes going 280 miles per hour. It was a mess.

The resulting lawsuit and trial lead to the loss of my splendid new house, and my eventual incarseration. Oddly enough, James Brown was my cellmate.

Sure he anally rapes me every night, but damn, that f*cker can dance!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> If anyone asks me what classic GuyPaulo humor is, I will show them this caption.
<3Suns> I have no idea why anyone would ask me that, though.
<guyPaulo> Thanks 3Suns (I think), I've been looking for just the right moment to use 'anal rape' in a caption.
<mypalmike> It really is a thing of beauty.
<apple juice is a verb> Ah, the beauty of anal rape...
<Hey, You There.> You said Anal rape but didnt spell F@#CK? I didnt like that content.
<guyPaulo> I use the asterisks because its funnier than actually spelling out the word. If you ever watch "Southpark," you'll see this in action with their constant beeps of curse words.

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