[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My weight problem is a direct result of overfeeding in my childhood.

The talking scale I bought screams "Get off me, elephant butt!" when I step on.

I blame my mother's breast milk capacity for my troubles.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 103 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:11Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:01Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:57Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:56Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:43Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:41Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:39Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:38Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:37Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:36Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:35Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:33Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:32Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:31Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:24Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:23Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:17Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:16Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:59Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:41Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:31Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:30Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:28Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:27Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:26Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:25Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:07Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:06Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:05Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:04Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:56Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:55Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:43Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:42Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:41Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:39Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:35Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:32Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:31Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:27Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:22Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:16Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:13Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:05Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:04Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:58Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:57Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:55Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:53Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:51Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:49Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:46Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:43Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:39Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:37Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:30Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:29Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:26Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:25Caption #489

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hahaha!
<Axolotl> Disgusting! It's great!
<guyPaulo> Disgusting? That's funny, when I wrote this I got hungry for dairy products...
<Lauren> Would you like a slice of cheesecake with your milk, guy?
<guyPaulo> Humans are the only mammals that drink milk into adulthood. It's a little creepy when you think about it.
<mypalmike> And we drink the breastmilk of another species even. In many human cultures, drinking cow milk is about as taboo as bestiality.
<yoyology> It's also not really all that healthy. Especially for nonwhite children.
...www.aap.org...
Once children are past the age where they need the butterfat for weight gain, it's probably just as healthy (if not more so) for them to drink calcium-fortified orange juice.
...www.pcrm.org...
<guyPaulo> But who wants to dunk their oreos in calcium-fortified orange juice? Yuck!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post