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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Top Christmas Gifts 2003:

Naked Singing Cowboy with Action Package(tm)

Tickle-Me Sexy Monkey (Japanese Import)

The George Clinton (tm) Party Doll...now with real hemp!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I once smoked a hemp shirt...good buzz.
<mypalmike> Elvis is funny ha ha.

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