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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by Haiku-dude
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Black cat hisses now.

Dog with cold nose feels my crotch.

Even elves mock me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> You know, this is really one of the best haiku captions I've seen. Being mocked by elves is pretty bad.

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