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"...and the first guy says, 'I just stole the fuckin' thing, don't ask me how to drive it!'"

So you see, Charlie Brown, the humor in the joke doesn't lie in the ethnicity of the perpetrator, but in that he was driving an ostrich. Now do you understand, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown, are you listening to me? Charlie Brown?

"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, Linus, I was thinking of something else."

"Good Grief!"

(AFP)
(the Candian Press)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> I actually thought this was very good, especially because of the middle part
<JP> I take no credit, apple. Linus was speaking through me.

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