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"...and the first guy says, 'I just stole the fuckin' thing, don't ask me how to drive it!'"

So you see, Charlie Brown, the humor in the joke doesn't lie in the ethnicity of the perpetrator, but in that he was driving an ostrich. Now do you understand, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown, are you listening to me? Charlie Brown?

"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, Linus, I was thinking of something else."

"Good Grief!"

(AFP)
(the Candian Press)
(Reuters)
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<ajiav> I actually thought this was very good, especially because of the middle part
<JP> I take no credit, apple. Linus was speaking through me.

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