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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/26/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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"She was an evil little pussy.

And she loved my man loaf like a kitty loves chicken of the sea (Sorry Charley!).

We did it doggie style everyday until we passed out."

A love story by ElvisThePelvis.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Let's see, pussy joke, check, fish joke, check and doggy style joke, check. Hey! I am cliche complete!
<Carol> Hmm... and I think you could use these same pictures for an entirely different set of cliches! Cats, fish, dogs - another great triumvirate (in addition to boobies, tragedy, and cute furry animals).

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