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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/15/2005 by Pedro Gonzales
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"When I think of her, she makes me salivate like a Neopolitain mastiff."

"She's so hot. Seriously guys, her tits are like, this big."

"And man, that thing she does with her knee in my crotch... thats the secret of a good erection strategy....
...sorry, what?
Oh you said 'election'..."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Neapolitan Mastiff? I see the chocolate and strawberry, but where's the vanilla?
<Lauren> Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live routine where Rosanne Rosanadana rants about "Flea Erections" in China. Ooohh.... nevermind.
<guyPaulo> This is a pretty common mistake, you know....

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