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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/15/2005

by Pedro Gonzales

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"When I think of her, she makes me salivate like a Neopolitain mastiff."

"She's so hot. Seriously guys, her tits are like, this big."

"And man, that thing she does with her knee in my crotch... thats the secret of a good erection strategy....
...sorry, what?
Oh you said 'election'..."

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> Neapolitan Mastiff? I see the chocolate and strawberry, but where's the vanilla?
<Lauren> Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live routine where Rosanne Rosanadana rants about "Flea Erections" in China. Ooohh.... nevermind.
<guyPaulo> This is a pretty common mistake, you know....

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