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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Starbug
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One of the things about having a side job as a fortune teller is that you know enough to scare the heebie-jeebies out of yourself. A wolf stared me down in broad daylight -- that means that I will lose the support of my friends and family at a crucial time.

The two-headed toads -- a sure sign of impending disease or death since the dark ages -- were the second warning. But there was nothing I could do except keep on driving.

Now this patient comes in with a mysterious disease. I could tell by how skittish the other doctors were acting, that they were also skilled at reading entrails.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Entrail reading is easy.
<Kumiho> Oooo! I like the twist on this one.
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