[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by David Byrden
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Wow, dude, what a week it's been.
Three beautiful women refused my offer of sex;

I was fired from the dairy because I milked the wrong cow;

and best of all, I blew THIS out my nose!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> That is the best week ever.
<Fu Manchu> The milk from that kind of cow tastes funny.
<mypalmike> Aw man, that's just wrong.
<guyPaulo> It took a long time to warm that cow up, and it didn't start giving milk at first, but after a few minutes it really started gushing!
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