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Most Emailed Photos - 06/09/2004 by Roger Mexico
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"Yes, once again - I am the soul of John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States. And I do NOT go away!"

"Let me reiterate: the Whore of Babylon is condemned by our white and pure Constitution. She violateth the groins of our youth!"

"On the other hand: I CONDEMN torture! BUT, in order to round up all terrorists, especially those suspect because of excesses of hair and swarthy complexions, 'unusual measures' may be justified."
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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