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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by Philbert Desenex
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Once again, the Miss Koovookistan Pageant has brought beauties of us to all the world's peoples! Our winner, Nuttasha Grmnskya, was most beautiful than her running-up, Dolya the Mannequin.

Judges ruled that Dolya's brain scan disqualified her for being a cutie pie with a head full of styrofoam.

Nuttasha is to be very thrilled, having for free date the Americansk star Marilyn Manson, here being prepared with a coating of bear grease.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> That's a pretty decent Russian Engrish impression there, Philbert.

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