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Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by David Byrden
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"Justin! Justin boy, listen here. They picked me to tell you why sister Britney walked out on you. You weren't giving the girl what she needed, hon."

"It's not just about the slam-bang, Justin. See this thing? It's called a breast. First off, you gotta pay attention to both of these."

"You need to hold it and stroke it gently, like this. Are you paying attention, Justin?"

sproinggg!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<MLimburg> ROFLMAO
<guyPaulo> snort.....
<mypalmike> So that's what those are!
<David Byrden> Every day I make breakfast, see my wife off to work, and come back home to my computer at 7:30. Flat-rate hosting ends at 8am. If Mort gets the pictures up before then, I'm top of the list. And I have morning-brain.

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