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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by Axolotl
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I desperately needed to lose weight.

My wiener-dog, levitating tauntingly, was way ahead of me already.

Worst, however, was the scorn form my etheral computer.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> Weiner Dog Levitation is going to be the name of my rock band's first album. Once I get a rock band. And some talent.
<guyPaulo> It's a better name than "The String Cheese Incident."
<ElvisThePelvis> My first rock band was:

"Ruff `Nuckles"

I should have killed myself when I was 13.

Great caption.

<mypalmike> Yeah, that last picture is a hard one to tie in. But the levitating weiner dog makes up for it.

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