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Most Emailed Photos - 12/14/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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So tell me, do you ever sit and think about your penis? I mean really, really think about it.

Well I can tell you that I do.

A lot.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Roger Mexico> Did you know that the Arabic word for penis is "camera"? Ha, bet you didn't!
<Luminaire> *snort* I don't think about my penis, ever. Mostly cause I don't got one.
<yoyology> But do you ever think about Yoda's?
...www.theonion.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Well yeah, a lot.

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