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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by David Byrden
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Why is it that only Homo Sapiens creates wonderful things like Manhattan, country music and underwear?

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Scientists theorize that we descend from a noble and magnificent line of monkeys.

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But they can't prove it without the fabled "Missing Link".

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If you should meet Mr. Link, call our hotline and you'll earn a banana.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Good caption, but I feel bad for George! You'd look like the missing link too, if you just smoked a bunch of crack and got busted.
<ElvisThePelvis> Poor GC, can't catch a break.
<mypalmike> Overly wordy for a "missing link" joke. Or am I missing something?

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