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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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It is said to see how far my mother has fallen as she has aged.

When she was younger she was a real hottie.

I used to lay in bed wishing I could pork her.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> Just... so... wrong!
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<Bavid Dyrden> Yeah, cigarettes'll do that to ya.

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