A Time Machine dumped me far into the future - to Planet of the Apes.
Here, the humans are the servants of the apes; slaves, cleaners, even nursemaids.
It appears that the apes took over when our civilisation was destroyed by an Ice Age.
I was captured and forced into the pleasure industry.
And I found the true meaning of "wild monkey sex".
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