Utensils: One high speed centrifuge, one jungle, one pet farm, one angry homeboy.
Find a one Tarsier in the jungle and smack it until it spits eucalyptus juice. Blend with Kopi Luwak and goat milk.
Spin in centrifuge. Decant liquid into shaker and add some booze. Vodka, Gin, acetone, whatever.
Sneak up on the angry homeboy and steal his pimp cup. Pour drink in cup and garnish with a small dog from the pet farm.
One gulp is aboot enough, eh?
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