Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/13/2005

by Axolotl

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

HOW-TO: Mix a Barfing Canadian

Utensils: One high speed centrifuge, one jungle, one pet farm, one angry homeboy.

Find a one Tarsier in the jungle and smack it until it spits eucalyptus juice. Blend with Kopi Luwak and goat milk.

Spin in centrifuge. Decant liquid into shaker and add some booze. Vodka, Gin, acetone, whatever.

Sneak up on the angry homeboy and steal his pimp cup. Pour drink in cup and garnish with a small dog from the pet farm.

One gulp is aboot enough, eh?

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 255 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:35 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:28 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:19 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:16 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:04 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:00 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:50 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:49 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:42 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:18 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:17 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:16 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:13 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:11 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:10 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:09 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:07 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:53 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:52 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:48 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:47 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:33 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:32 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:24 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:21 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:20 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:18 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:15 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:14 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:09 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:01 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:00 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:59 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:50 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:46 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:43 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:42 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:41 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:39 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:27 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:22 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:21 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:14 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:13 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:05 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:04 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:53 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:48 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:43 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:42 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:40 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:39 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:37 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:36 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:31 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:28 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:27 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:26 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:25 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:21 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:20 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:19 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:18 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:16 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:15 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:11 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:09 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:08 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:05 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:01 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:57 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:56 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:54 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:53 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:52 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:51 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:51 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:49 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:42 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:40 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:38 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:31 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:26 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:25 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:24 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:23 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:22 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:20 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:17 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:16 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:15 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:13 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:12 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:11 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:10 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:08 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:06 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:05 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:00 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:59 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:58 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:57 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:56 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:54 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:53 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:52 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:51 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:50 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:48 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:46 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:41 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:37 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:36 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:31 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:30 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:29 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:27 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:23 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:22 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:18 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:17 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:16 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:15 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:14 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:13 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:10 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:09 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:08 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:07 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:06 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:02 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:01 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:57 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:56 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:55 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:54 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:48 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:47 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:46 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:45 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:40 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:38 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:31 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:30 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:29 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:27 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:26 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:25 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:22 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:19 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:17 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:13 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:12 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:11 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:09 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:03 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:01 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:57 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:56 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:55 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:54 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:53 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:51 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:50 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:49 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:48 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:47 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:46 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:45 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:44 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:43 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:42 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:41 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:40 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:39 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:38 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:26 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:25 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:16 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:13 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:59 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:58 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:57 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:56 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:55 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:55 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:53 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:52 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:51 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:50 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:49 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:43 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:42 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:41 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:40 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:39 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:38 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:37 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:36 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:35 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:34 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:28 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:27 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:26 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:25 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:24 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:23 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:22 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:21 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:20 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:19 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:18 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:17 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:16 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:15 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:14 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:13 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:12 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:08 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:07 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:06 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:05 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:04 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:03 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:02 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:01 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:00 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:59 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:58 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:55 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:54 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:53 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:52 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:51 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:50 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:49 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:48 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:47 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:46 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:45 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:44 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:43 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:42 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:41 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:40 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:39 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:38 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:37 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:36 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:35 Caption #530

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Mmmm.
<Carol> Very good instructions! Such detail!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post