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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/08/2005 by David Byrden
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Some people are about as subtle as a 15-foot crocodile.

Angela, for example. She tried to pick me up by stripping naked, with "GET YOUR SEX HERE NOW!!!!" scrawled on herself.

I said sorry, I was busy.

But Francesca got my undivided attention with her cute line "Look at my huge orange thingy!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Fu Manchu> Nice work. (BTW, got Angela's number?, she sounds like my kind of girl)
<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> Nice thingy.
<3Suns> Wait, I don't get it. Are there 2 Fu Manchus?
<3Suns> nm, random website glitch, the box showed "Fu Manchu" on this one, plus the comment.
<David Byrden> It's been 2 days and I still want to squish her big orange thingy.

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