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Most Emailed Photos - 02/20/2005 by David Byrden
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What to do? What to do?

Removing the partial twin would surely kill it!

The doctor decided to "excise" it, because it had the IQ of a swimsuit model.

It was using nonsense words like 'misunderestimate'.

But that doctor made the morally wrong decision.

So now he's in Hell, trapped eternally in a restaurant with an accordion player.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I laughed, I cried, I kicked an accordian player in the teeth.

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